racist-grandpa:

i love you so much

Yisssssss

nevver:

Should I stay or should I go?

howdomermaidsfuck:

wait wait wait is that a bottle of water on the end

with sugar in it

jaggedly:

if u actually think im funny then i will literally marry you there are no other requirements

Yep

And dude it’s been like already 2 nights we had a chance to sleep. She hasn’t slept all night or even all day so fuck dat bitch.

Oh and my fucking roommate has never normally slept in our room and I love sleep and everything so I slept a lot but it’s just like, I feel offended she doesn’t wanna sleep in our room.

Happy Birthday Jimmy Stewart! | May 20, 1908 – July 2, 1997 

I’d like people to remember me as someone who was good at his job and seemed to mean what he said.

Oh and all my friends also agree he got super hot it’s just like 2 of them ate ready to hop on his dick and I’m just like wtf no.

So in the 8th grade, before I stopped being normal, I used to talk to this really cute guy and all. And nowwww he’s here with his school and dude, he’s so hot after like 3 years or w/e and I look soooo bad!!!